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The Office Crush. Let’s first say that it’s silly. I know that. I’m painfully aware of how trivial it is. I find it embarrassing how it has affected me. But it has affected me, and that’s why we’re here. So.

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Lower those eyebrows

One of the more eyebrow raising effects of summertime SAD, the affliction by which I appear to be afflicted, is an increase in sex drive. At least, according to the few sources online I can find about it. Wikipedia claims

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Erotic Nightmares

There are few things worse than awaking at 3:05 in the morning from a particularly disruptive dream, spending the next few minutes genuinely believing said dream really happened, and then spending the next 15 minutes coming to the realisation that

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