Tales from public transport

A busy train is pulling into the station, a man attempts to stand up and walk through the people in the aisle…

Man #1 “EXCUSE ME”
(everyone ignores him)
Man #1: “EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME”
Man #2:”…I’m getting off here too”
#1: “EXCUSE ME I need to get to my bag by the door”
#2: “It’ll still be there when you get there”
#1: “SHAT AP YOU FICK IDIOT. You northerners are all fick!”

…says the man who thinks northerners commute into the Midlands (the clue is in the name) on a train from the south.

This is further evidence of my rule of public transport: that the only people who talk to others on public transport are either mentally ill or American. Usually the latter, but in this case the former.

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