Soon we have the European elections. I’ve no idea what this is, I’ve no idea what these people do, and none of them except UKIP seem interested in my vote. I don’t know if this is some kind of anti-European conspiracy by the media to subconsciously make me believe that Europe is pointless and has absolutely no effect on my life, or whether it really is pointless and has absolutely no effect on my life.
It is ironic that the only party vocally opposed to Europe are also the only party who seem to care about its elections. Unlike most people in my demographic I don’t actually care about UKIP and don’t feel a surge of irrational anger every time I see Nigel Farage’s face. I have nothing against Farage and I’d quite like to see him gain a small amount of power. I think it is unfortunate, however, that he seems to have a monopoly on the brain cells in his party and it will be interesting to see what he does when UKIP crashes and burns due to the fact that the vast majority of their members are unelectable imbeciles.
So far I have no inclination to vote for any of these people, so I probably won’t.